How Malaysian are you?

I got this from a friend and couldn't resist posting it here. I'm almost ashamed of my score of 12... OK, ashamed lah... Although in my defence I must say 'Apo Nak DiKato' is one of my favourite songs ever. Blues Gang lah...

HOW MALAYSIAN ARE YOU?

01. How much is "satu kupang"?
02. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping?
03. In what dialect is "Apo Nak Di Kato"?
04. Name five variations of roti canai.
05. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians?
06. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "sea-cucumber"?
07. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love.
08. What does "pi mai pi mai tang tu" mean?
09. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for?
10. What is the English name for putumayam?
11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as "_____" is to Sabahans.
12. What does "ABC" stand for?
13. How long is a sari?
14. What does the Cantonese phrase "ngam ngam" means ?
15. Name Penang's famous beach.
16. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?
17. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
18. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bungaraya,
what's on the other?
19. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
20. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
21. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or
Indian, you are ________?
22. Who is Malaysia 's favourite Kampung Boy?
23. How did the word "gostan" come about?
24. Lobo's "Whispers in the Wind" is the English version
of which famous Malay song?
25. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup?
26. What is the name of our national flag?
27. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
28. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike?
29. Name our national bird.
30. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya,
then what is the son?




ANSWERS:

01. Northern slang for 10 sen.
02. Lake Gardens.
03. Negri Sembilan, meaning "What's there to say?"
04. Roti bom, roti pisang, roti planta, roti telur, roti sardin,
roti tisu, roti bawang.
05. Sago.
06. Minyak gamat made from sea cucumber, for wounds.
07. Budu.
08. Northern dialect that means coming and going but
ending up at the same spot.
09. Pomelo.
10. String-hoppers.
11. Bah.
12. "Air batu campur" OR "All-Asia Broadcast Centre".
13. Six yards.
14. Just in time or just fit or just right.
15. Batu Ferringhi.
16. Kopi cham.
17. The news.
18. Keris.
19. Congkak.
20. Wira.
21. "Other" or "Lain-lain".
22. Lat.
23. A corruption of "go astern".
24. P. Ramlee's "Getaran Jiwa".
25. 1992.
26. Jalur Gemilang.
27. "Datuk".
28. Jaguh.
29. There's none-lah, it's a trick question.
30. Baba.



SCORES AND EVALUATION:

0-10 - Malu-lah you! We suggest you spend at least one hour a day
at your nearest coffee-shop.

11-20 - Boleh pass. Okay, you may claim to be the average Malaysian
with a score in this range but you could watch less CNN
on Astro and more local content on RTM.

21-30 - Wah, you one true blue Malaysian-lah. Top quality belacan.
We are truly impressed, especially if you know the answer
to No. 24 which we admit is very tricky!